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		<title>What time of year is it? Krampus Time!</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2011/12/19/what-time-of-year-is-it-krampus-time</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Technology Bytes As Art</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2011/06/24/technology-bytes-as-art</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 12:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jaylee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of our listeners (Ryan Hay) has taken some audio samples from the show and put them together in to an auto-tuned montage. The result is, well&#8230;interesting. Michael outdated by rhay777]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast for June 8, 2011</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2011/06/09/podcast-for-june-8-2011</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 14:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jaylee</dc:creator>
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		<title>Help Desk A La Carte Pricing Menu</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 16:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jaylee</dc:creator>
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<strong>$1.00</strong>
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<li>Any problem caused by loose or disconnected cables dangling in plain sight of user.<br />
<strong>$250.00</strong></li>
<li>Any problem caused because the cleaning staff inadvertently turned off your power strip.<br />
<strong>$250.00</strong></li>
<li>Any problem caused because you allowed your small child, teenager or spouse to use your company PC or laptop.<br />
<strong>$500.00</strong></li>
<li>Any problem caused because you changed your password and can’t remember what you changed it to.<br />
<strong>$1,000.00</strong></li>
<li>Any problem caused by installing unauthorized software on your company PC or laptop.<br />
<strong>$2,500.00</strong></li>
<li>Any problem caused by a virus downloaded along with Internet pornography or “free” movie from Chinese or Russian website.<br />
<strong>$5,000.00</strong></li>
<li>Your company laptop or PC has been destroyed because you dropped it in the bathtub, left it outside, spilled coffee or soda on it or drove off with it sitting on the roof of your car.<br />
<strong>$9,500.00</strong></li>
<li>Your company laptop or PC has been lost or stolen because you left it in an unlocked car, a restaurant, an airplane or at an airport security checkpoint, or in a hotel room with a prostitute or paid escort.<br />
<strong>$10,000.00</strong></li>
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		<title>Geekradio Photoshop contest &#8211; What is Phliktid thinking about?</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/08/19/geekradio-photoshop-contest-what-is-phliktid-thinking-about</link>
		<comments>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/08/19/geekradio-photoshop-contest-what-is-phliktid-thinking-about#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can download the original or view entries in the Photoshop contest album in the Photos section. If you don&#8217;t have a place to host your image and link it in a comment, just email it to peter **@* geekradio . com and I&#8217;ll post it for you.]]></description>
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<p>You can download the original or view entries in the <a href="http://www.geekradio.com/wpg2-4-2?g2_itemId=24628">Photoshop contest album</a> in the Photos section. If you don&#8217;t have a place to host your image and link it in a comment, just email it to peter **@* geekradio . com and I&#8217;ll post it for you.</p>
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		<title>xPhone &gt; iPhone</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/06/23/xphone-iphone</link>
		<comments>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/06/23/xphone-iphone#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jaylee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<title>xkcd Venn Diagram on Geeks &amp; Nerds</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/06/02/xkcd-venn-diagram-on-geeks-nerds</link>
		<comments>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/06/02/xkcd-venn-diagram-on-geeks-nerds#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 00:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jaylee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<title>Podcast for April 7th, 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/04/08/podcast-for-april-7th-2010</link>
		<comments>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/04/08/podcast-for-april-7th-2010#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jaylee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s show featured a very special guest in the studio. The Apple iPad. Everyone was very excited!]]></description>
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<p>Tonight&#8217;s show featured a very special guest in the studio. The Apple iPad. Everyone was very excited!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/baldheretic/4502375667/" title="Barrett Poses With The iPad by baldheretic, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4042/4502375667_91f4a6f76b.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Barrett Poses With The iPad" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/baldheretic/4502375697/" title="I Haza iPad by baldheretic, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2718/4502375697_a4d8c74b08.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="I Haza iPad" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/baldheretic/4502375583/" title="Goofy Groovehouse by baldheretic, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4069/4502375583_2e6abc303c.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Goofy Groovehouse" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/baldheretic/4502375595/" title="Giddy by baldheretic, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4065/4502375595_e93814faf5.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Giddy" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/baldheretic/4502375629/" title="Eye Pad by baldheretic, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4502375629_a47f2310f7.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Eye Pad" /></a></p>
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Tonight&#8217;s show featured a very special guest in the studio. The Apple iPad. Everyone was very excited!




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		<title>Will The iPad Blend?</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/04/06/will-the-ipad-blend</link>
		<comments>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/04/06/will-the-ipad-blend#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 01:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jaylee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The good folks at Blendtec wasted no time answering the question that is at the top of the list of those considering purchasing the new Apple iPad&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The good folks at <a href="http://www.blendtec.com/willitblend/">Blendtec</a> wasted no time answering the question that is at the top of the list of those considering purchasing the new Apple iPad&#8230;</p>
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		<title>How Did I Google This?</title>
		<link>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/04/05/how-did-i-google-this</link>
		<comments>http://www.geekradio.com/2010/04/05/how-did-i-google-this#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jaylee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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