2010
12.29

Help Desk A La Carte Pricing Menu

Turn your Help Desk into a profit center with this handy dandy a la carte pricing menu!
*created by Cynthia Lee as a LOL for her company Help Desk.

  • Any problem which can be resolved by simply rebooting your PC.
    $1.00
  • Any problem caused by loose or disconnected cables dangling in plain sight of user.
    $250.00
  • Any problem caused because the cleaning staff inadvertently turned off your power strip.
    $250.00
  • Any problem caused because you allowed your small child, teenager or spouse to use your company PC or laptop.
    $500.00
  • Any problem caused because you changed your password and can’t remember what you changed it to.
    $1,000.00
  • Any problem caused by installing unauthorized software on your company PC or laptop.
    $2,500.00
  • Any problem caused by a virus downloaded along with Internet pornography or “free” movie from Chinese or Russian website.
    $5,000.00
  • Your company laptop or PC has been destroyed because you dropped it in the bathtub, left it outside, spilled coffee or soda on it or drove off with it sitting on the roof of your car.
    $9,500.00
  • Your company laptop or PC has been lost or stolen because you left it in an unlocked car, a restaurant, an airplane or at an airport security checkpoint, or in a hotel room with a prostitute or paid escort.
    $10,000.00
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